i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I love having hate sex.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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