Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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