I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
