i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
