That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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