He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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