I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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