I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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