omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
her facebook's as public as her vagina
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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