pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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