Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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