THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
