he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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