respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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