Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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