Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
