I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
