ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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