ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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