You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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