Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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