Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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