Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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