so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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