is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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