I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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