Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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