I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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