i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Holy shit dude........stairs
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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