I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize
