since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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