My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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