as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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