we're blogging at a bar
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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