come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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