I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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