This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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