i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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