On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I have aggressive nipples.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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