U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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