Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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