We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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