ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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