god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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