So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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