we're blogging at a bar
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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