Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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