my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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