Dual....:-)
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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