Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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